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The US Space Force Academy’s “Proud Peacocks” trounced the Marine Corps in the first anal Blackrock Diversity and Inclusion Bowl sponsored by Massengill.… Read more: Spaceforce Academy Routs Marine Corps 1-0 in Blackrock Diversity & Inclusion Bowl - Biden Releases Additional $6Bn to Iran for a Scoop of Ice Cream
The Biden administration has released an additional $6 billion dollars to Iran after being offered a scoop of ice cream. The single scoop… Read more: Biden Releases Additional $6Bn to Iran for a Scoop of Ice Cream - Chest Cancer Awareness Month Announced by NFL
The NFL is looking for creative ways to increase its viewership which has been in decline for years. Their marketing geniuses have come… Read more: Chest Cancer Awareness Month Announced by NFL - Teen Drivers Frustrated at Becoming Their Parents’ Personal DoorDashers
Teen drivers, frustrated at becoming their parents’ personal door dashers, have created support groups at high schools across the country. They are gathering… Read more: Teen Drivers Frustrated at Becoming Their Parents’ Personal DoorDashers - The Ultimate Home School Lunchbox
Right wing extreme survival food company Revolt Foods has just released their 2023 back-to-school lineup. Headlining this year’s product offerings is the ammo… Read more: The Ultimate Home School Lunchbox - NASCAR Bans Texting While Driving After Sunday’s Crash
After a wild crash where Ryan Preece experienced numerous arial barrel rolls at Daytona this weekend, NASCAR finally bans texting while driving. - Millennial Boomerangers Offended When Parents Rename Street Cockblock Blvd
Asheville, NC A group of parents, whose children returned home after successfully completing college, petitioned to have their street renamed. Residents of Kenilworth… Read more: Millennial Boomerangers Offended When Parents Rename Street Cockblock Blvd
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