- Weather Channel Fires Acting Coach, Chief Safety Officer Following Overly Dramatic Performance by Storm ReportersThe Weather Channel fired its head acting coach Wednesday after a pitiful performance by all of its storm reporters. Notorious soccer drama queen… Read more: Weather Channel Fires Acting Coach, Chief Safety Officer Following Overly Dramatic Performance by Storm Reporters
- FEMA GoFundMe Account Created to Purchase New Staff ShirtsAfter learning of their looming budget crisis, a FEMA GoFundMe Account has been established to purchase new shirts for its office and field… Read more: FEMA GoFundMe Account Created to Purchase New Staff Shirts
- WMO Updates Hurricane Naming Guidelines, All Storms Will Have the Last Name TrumpIn an emergency meeting today, the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) updated its hurricane naming guidelines to include last names on all named storms.… Read more: WMO Updates Hurricane Naming Guidelines, All Storms Will Have the Last Name Trump
- Spirit Halloween Skirts Strike, Stocks Shelves with Harris/Walz Campaign SignsOn Tuesday, the International Longshoremen’s Association (ILA) went on strike, a move certain to cripple the US supply chain for weeks or even… Read more: Spirit Halloween Skirts Strike, Stocks Shelves with Harris/Walz Campaign Signs
- Kamala Vows If She Were President, Helene Would Have Never HappenedAt a campaign rally in Maine on Sunday, President Elect, Kamala Harris stated that Hurricane Helene would never have happened under a Harris… Read more: Kamala Vows If She Were President, Helene Would Have Never Happened
- Misinterpreted Search Results Ends in TragedyRobert Fellincroft of Glasgow Montana F’d around and found out. He placed his full trust in Google when looking for the perfect 6th… Read more: Misinterpreted Search Results Ends in Tragedy
- NC’s Mark Robinson to Star in Next Diddy Freak OffBreak out the lube voters. Not because you’re going to get bent over and shafted when Josh Stein wins the governorship. (Which you… Read more: NC’s Mark Robinson to Star in Next Diddy Freak Off
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