- Misogynists, Stupid People Underestimated by Dems in 2024 Election
Exit polling data by Main Stream Media Bias Consulting (MSMBC) shows Misogynists and Stupid People were severely underestimated by Democrat strategists. According to… Read more: Misogynists, Stupid People Underestimated by Dems in 2024 Election - Sit While You Pee! White Dudes for Harris Urge Men to Continue Being Loyal to the Cause After Kamala’s Devastating Defeat
After hearing of Kamala’s devastating loss to Donald Trump, White Dudes for Harris lead organizer took to X to lament. “There is no… Read more: Sit While You Pee! White Dudes for Harris Urge Men to Continue Being Loyal to the Cause After Kamala’s Devastating Defeat - Kamala Wins Whitehouse After Invoking 25th Amendment
In a stunning surprise Kamala wins whitehouse to become the first black female president of the United States. At her election campaign headquarters,… Read more: Kamala Wins Whitehouse After Invoking 25th Amendment - Harris Demands Refunds from Paid Rally Goers After Losing Election
Harris demands refunds from paid rally goes, bus companies, event planners, and venues after losing the 2024 election. “You owe me,” she screamed… Read more: Harris Demands Refunds from Paid Rally Goers After Losing Election - PETA Praises Peanut Execution
PETA recently praised the State of New York for the execution of Peanut the Squirrel. “The poor animal was forced into a life… Read more: PETA Praises Peanut Execution - MGGA Harris-Walz New Mantra
In a stunning stroke of creative genius, the Harris-Walz campaign has come up with a completely original new mantra. Make Gas and Groceries… Read more: MGGA Harris-Walz New Mantra - Racist Trump Caught Stealing Black Jobs
In an effort to Make America Great Again, Trump took to driving a garbage truck Wednesday. When accused of stealing black jobs, he… Read more: Racist Trump Caught Stealing Black Jobs
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