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No Shitters

no shit news stories

Have you ever heard a story and at the end been so amazed that you couldn’t help but ask, “no shit?” If the storyteller responded with an assertive “no shit!” then you have witnessed a “no shitter”. This page is dedicated to real news stories that will leave you flabbergasted. The no shit news stories linked below are all published by credible media outlets and are, to the best of our knowledge, true.


The latest “No Shitters” dropped below

Newark NJ signs “Sister City” agreement with fictitious country of Kailasa
Glasgow Courthouse
Glasgow, Scottland: Transgender woman ‘raped two females with HER penis’
Man shoots waiter after celebrity bail organization funds his release
Elite university students demand “A” grades
San Fran reverses decision on robo-cops
Feds pay $5M to turn people int anti-‘misinformation’ bots
Velveeta’s $5M Lawsuit: Mac & Cheese Takes Longer Than 3.5 Minutes to Prepare
Biden forces WHO to rename Monkeypox
3D printed synthetic meat
Joe Biden’s bizarre closing argument: ‘Shut up, moocher’
VR Headset That Kills User If They Die in Game
Boy wins Miss America girls pageant

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