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It appears that Google AdSense is too dumb to figure out what advertisers to show on conservative satire websites. One week after being activated on DamascusDispatch.com, AdSense has yet to place one advertiser on the site. There are other possible explanations for the failure to show ads. It is possible that AdSense is deliberately preventing advertisements on conservative websites. A more likely reason is that the webmaster, Peter Socul, is as incompetent as his bio claims he is.
It turns out that it is the Webmaster Peter Socul who is the problem. He is now studying web advertising and AdSense best practices.