feet pictures

The White House Press Secretary came forward with a new plan to raise funds for the Presidents 2024 presidential campaign. Karine Jean-Pierre believes she can raise over $1.2M selling “feet pictures” in the form of NFTs. At the Thursday afternoon press conference, she admitted that she learned of the money making opportunity after reading an article online how to sell feet pics.

After the press conference ended, there was a private preview of the pictures to be sold. An unnamed member of the press corps was rumored to have commented, “Wow. They look like Brazil nuts.”