The yoga goats of Twitter have been put on notice as the carnage at the company continues. Earlier this month, CEO Elon Musk announced the auctioning off of assets that included high end espresso machines and pizza ovens. Musk’s goal is to put an end to the “free lunch” mentality at the company. The corporate yoga studios were also shuttered which left many were left wondering about the fate of the company’s yoga goats. As it turns out, Musk has bigger plans for the little beasts. Rather than being auctioned off, the goats will be redeployed to the landscaping team as grass mowers.
Hundreds of the recently layed-off workers were shocked at the news. One former employee tweeted, “These perky little goats are the equivalent of therapy animals. They won’t survive being treated like beasts of burden.” Another tweeted, “I’ve literally spent half my career at Twitter hangin with these goats. I’m totally devastated.” Musk re-emphasized the “hardcore Twitter” tack in this response to their tweets. “Any goats who fail to thrive in their new assignments will be served up as biryani at the next engineering all-nighter”