Planned Parenthood announced a new fundraising campaign today where they will issue Carbon Credits to financial donors. In thier new campaign, a $1,000 donation, which funds approximately one abortion, earns the donor market value in carbon credits. The credits are calculated on the average person’s production of 16 tons of CO2 annually. When multiplied by the average life expectancy of 72 years, the reduction is 1,152 tons of CO2. Considering California’a market price of $29.07/ton of CO2, the total value to the planet for a single abortion is $33,488. The target market for the new campaign is woke corporations with unrealistic carbon goals. The return on investment is a no brainer, especially when you consider that the donations are also tax deductible.
While corporations are the primary target market, individuals are also invited to save the planet through abortion. Not only will individuals earn carbon credits, they will also be awarded special badges to display on their favorite social media platforms. The Kill a Baby, Save the Entire Planet (KaBStEP) badge shown below can be proudly displayed on most major social media platforms. Planned Parenthood states on its website, that all donations for carbon credits will be dedicated to abortion procedures, and not contraception, or other women’s health services, as these services do nothing to save the planet.
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