Beta Males will settle for any woman whereas Alpha males prefer high quality women. This gives Beta males a larger pool of women to engage with
Beta males are never expected to stand up to purse snatchers, burglars, robbers, or rapists. As situational pacifists they are less likely to be injured when confronted by one
Beta males don’t approve of firearms, so they’ll never face the dilemma of buying more bullets, or a box of chocolates instead
Their compassion for unwed mothers is unconditional to the extent that Beta males can experience fatherhood without actually having participate in messy intercourse
You get more screen time when you sit down to pee