In his soon to be released autobiography, None to Spare Prince Harry admits to having been neutered shortly after marrying Megan Markle. The event centered around the adoption of their new dog Pula, a black Labrador retriever. According to the book, Megan wanted the dog neutered, but Harry was against it, stating that it was animal cruelty. Megan was, however, insistent. A heated argument ensued where Harry popped off, “I’d sooner be neutered myself than do that to the dog.” Megan agreed, and the matter was settled a few days later. While not disclosed in the book, sources close to the couple claim that a jar of pickled nuts have since been lingering on a shelf in the back of the fridge.
In a seemingly unrelated story, Harry admitted last week to killing 25 Taliban fighters while he was serving in Afghanistan. UK military officials blasted him for betraying standards of conduct and putting himself and others at risk of retaliation. The Taliban also responded with a harsh threat. Referring to the leaked details from the book, they stated, “that’s one less thing we’ll have to do to him once we capture him and have our revenge.”