Lithium minors as carbon offset

Attendees of the 2023 Davos World Economic Forum (NWO) (WEF) are being blasted for their hypocritical stand on carbon emissions.  While the elite group laments the horrors of carbon emissions, they spew carbon into the air without regard.  On average each person contributes about 4 tons of greenhouse gasses annually.  A study by Greenpeace estimated that each Davos 2022 participant contributed an entire ton During the 5-day conference alone. This has forced Davos leaders to get creative with carbon offsets.

Conference organizer and head of the NWO WEF, Clause Schwab has offered a practical solution to the problem.  Each attendee of the conference can present one or more mine workers as tribute for carbon offsets.  “For each worker donated the attendee will receive credit for one pound of carbon emissions,” Clause stated.  “And there will be no limit to the number of mine workers an attendee can donate.”  

The workers will be expatriated to one of several lithium or cobalt mines worldwide.  There, they will help extract raw material needed in the manufacture of batteries and other environmentally friendly energy storage devices.  “By providing manual labor, we circumvent the need for petrol fueled machinery that is normally used to extract these much-needed resources.”

An alternate plan, suggested by an unidentified attendee, was to offer up sex workers.  Unlike mine workers, whose service is indefinite, the sex workers would only be in use for the five-day duration of the Davos conference. Also, with a value of ten pounds of carbon credits, the sex workers are 10X more valued than their mine working counterparts.