As Putin withdraws from the 2010 New START treaty, Biden’s staff members have advised him to beef up US Arms. In typical fashion, the president used all of his brain power to determine where he could find a new source of powerful arms. Moments later he made a call to the US Paralympics committee and asked for the roster of the US Wheelchair racing team. Biden later addressed the nation on his bold choice. “In this administration, we have strived toward diversity and inclusion. Today I’m proud to announce a major turning point in US involvement in the global arms race. As I was contemplating action, I thought to myself, Joe, whose got the strongest arms in America? And then it hit me, guys with no legs gotta have strong arms. So I’ve tapped the US Paralympics wheelchair racers to represent the US in the next cold war. If Putin wants an arms race, He’s got one!” The president then turned to the wheelchair team that was lined up beside him and said, “Boys, lets hit the ground running!”