The Quadrilympics kicked off this week with a less than stellar diving competition. While no competitors survived to take the podium, spectator turnout exceeded FIFA Women’s World Championship attendance.

US Women’s National Soccer Team member. Megan Rapinoe railed against the unfairness of Quadrilympics turnout. “I can’t believe these privileged white male quadriplegics get more attention than professional women athletes,” Rapinoe stated.

Maybe if Lea Thomas joined the US Women’s National Soccer Team they’d get more viewers.