President Joe Biden proudly displayed his first completed coloring book since assuming office over two years ago. White house press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre announced the monumental accomplishment during a press briefing today, saying “It took some time, and a little help from some Kindergarten students from Maury Elementary School, but President Biden finally finished his first coloring book, ‘The Happy Sea Monkeys.’”
In keeping with the administration’s support of lgbTqiAFU+n, the president used all the colors of the rainbow, and the book received the “Gay in Every Way” Award from B Gay, a 503c charity that promotes homosexuality and transgenderism in children’s television programming and books. Art critics worldwide have hailed his work as some of the finest coloring of a book they have ever seen. “His ability to stay mostly within the lines was just awe inspiring,” Gary Willits, a long-time aficionado of coloring books, said of the Presidents handiwork, “what a true inspiration.”
The Smithsonian Art Museum has committed to showcasing the priceless work, and the President is sharpening his worn crayons for the next piece, a 12-page series of shapes and flowers that Jill Biden printed from the internet. “Papers when the colors ain’t no good, and then some!” the President said, through a wide grin, when asked about his next coloring adventure. He hopes to have the work completed before he leaves office.