Eating breakfast: it’s a sign of privilege. Most people in America and across the globe don’t make enough money to eat breakfast, so you shouldn’t either.
Driving to work: is bad for the environment, and it’s a sign of privilege. Most people can’t afford a car, let alone to put gas in it. And don’t even think of driving your outrageously expensive EV to work and rubbing everyone else’s face in the fact that you can afford one and they can’t.
Working: is ableist. It’s just another mechanism that able-minded, able-bodied people use to degrade those who aren’t able. It is privilege at its highest level. Just stop!
Thinking critically (aka _____splaining): is no match for mindless screeching. The fact that you can formulate thoughts is obnoxious enough. But to do it in the face of a screeching banshee proves your insensitivity to the importance of feelings.
Saying hi to strangers on the street: assumes they could possibly understand you. What if they are deaf? What if they don’t speak English? What if they don’t like people and want to be left alone?
Tipping wait staff: implies they are poor. It also perpetuates the terrible capitalist practice of greedy restaurant owners who underpay staff and expect them to make it up by satisfying customers.
Stating your assumptions: proves you’re a bigot. No one should assume anything at any time. Stating assumptions normalizes the practice of having assumptions which is completely intolerable.
Smiling: f%@k off with that!
Making logical decisions: unfairly leverages your capacity to think. The useful employment of logic increases your odds for success. This microaggression makes less fortunate people feel degraded in your presence.
Succeeding: is the ultimate form of insult. Physical, mental, and/or financial superiority, especially when acquired through hard work, are just forms of intimidation that successful people use over others. Don’t be a dick. Just be normal like everyone else so no one feels bad about anything.