President Biden honored “Furry Hackers” for their heroic data breech on the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 website. “We need their votes,” Biden said of the radical left wing hacktivist group. “So I’m donning a furry cat suit and pooping in the oval office litter box. And the great thing about this cat suit is it has a hole in the back side. Unlike my pants. which just collect $h!t.”
Kamala Harris just giggled and rolled around in a pile of “catnip” on a nearby rug.