Minnesota Governor Tim Walz: Gotta get those Palestinian voters back.
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: Blue blood from a Red state.
Arizona Senator Mark Kelly: It’s a swing state
Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg: Already a member of the cabinet, AND he’s gay!
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear: But he’s probably not gonna take the state with him
Retired Admiral William McRaven: Surely some republicans would vote for an Admiral
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker: Because “Harris – Pritzker” would be a memorable bumper sticker.
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro: Oh, wait. He’s Jewish. Nevermind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom: Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-d he’s handsome.
Hunter Biden: We’ve already been told he’s the smartest guy in the white house, and he’s been running his dad’s affairs for what, ten years?
Honorable Mentions:
Rachel Levine: Although he’s a woman, he’s actually still a man
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer: Well, she’s actually a chick, but she is pretty white.