Kamala Wins Whitehouse

In a stunning surprise Kamala wins whitehouse to become the first black female president of the united states. At her election campaign headquarters, an elated Harris announced “We’ve won! I knew we could do it. If we can’t get 271, there’s always 25,” she said, referring to the 25th amendment. “While I have all the respect in the world for J’Biden, he screwed us on the campaign trail. If it weren’t for him, we’d have four more years! So I am so proud to announce that I’ve invoked the 25th amendment to become the FIRST BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT! Unburdened by the past, bringing forward a new generation of leadership, in an opportunity economy, because I was born a poor black child!”