The International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands, has summoned Elon Musk, to face charges of crimes against humanity. The courts action was triggered after Twitter released files exposing the Biden administrations effort to suppress valid news of the Hunter Biden laptop. Prosecutor for the court, Karim Kahn, stated, “We all know that the interference in the US 2020 election was based in Russia. Musk’s attempt to misdirect the public away from Russian activity is the real threat to democracy.” Kahn also cited Twitters environmental recklessness as a significant contributing factor in the courts decision to prosecute. “Now that Crypto is dead, the energy needed to power Twitter servers is the worlds largest resource hog. Disclosure of the Biden Laptop files alone was the equivalent of dropping a 20 megaton carbon bomb.”

Musk’s response on Twitter was epic, “@KarimKahn maybe it will help keep Europe warm this winter.”