Former President Donald Trump is in a snit after Saturday’s release of Twitter files showing that the social media giant suppressed conservative news about the Hunter Biden laptop at the request of the DNC. Trump has subsequently declared an election Mulligan for 2020 stating, “What’s really bad about this is, it wasn’t a bad shot off the tee by me. But if my shot is muffed by someone else, I should still get a Mulligan.”

While the Mulligan is not officially sanctioned by the PGA, LPGA, LIV Golf, or any other official organization, most golfers are agreeable to this common practice do-over. “If the Dems and all their cronies were gentleman, they’d have no problem with it,” Trump lamented. “And since these Fraudsters are ignoring election rules anyway, a Mulligan seems totally appropriate.”