Disgraced Biden appointee, Sam Brinton, has a plan to raise bail money by selling his extensive collection of designer luggage online. The popular website TheRealReal recently listed several pieces of Brinton’s lux luggage collection for sale. Items include Louis Vuitton bags, a Rimowa suitcase collection, a Gucci globe-trotter suitcase, and several Burberry luggage tags. The luggage collection is valued at over $391,242. In addition to the luggage collection, speculators expect to see designer handbags as well as high end jewelry listed shortly.
TheRealReal is a website dedicated to reselling authentic luxury items and claims to have “the most rigorous authentication process in the marketplace.” Fortunately, TheRealReal does not list spent uranium or plutonium on their site. Brinton plans to work with recently released Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout to fence his personal collection of fissionable material.