The hacker group Anonymous was blasted Monday for distinguishing themselves through the use of the racist, sexist Guy Fawkes mask. A new “diverse and oh so inclusive” rival hacking group, Unominous, has taken issue with the mask. “It’s so sexisit,” an Unominous hacker claimed. The hacker asked, “why does everyone think good hackers are white males”? On their official website, Unominous announced that they will use their own distinctive mask as a new universal emblem of dissent. “Instead of that white patriarchal piece of $h!t mask, we will display the loud and proud Gurl Fawkes. Gurl Fawkes not only portrays drag queen highlights, xey also sports nappy green fur like our animal friends.”
Through deep investigative reporting, Damascus Dispatch was able to secure an interview with one of the founding members of Unominous. The decentralized, collective group is loosely based out of Hemingway South Carolina. That’s where we caught up with the self-proclaimed “Master Guru” of the organization. Master Guru explained a bit about the organization. “We call ourselves Unominous because we don’t want no one to know who we are. ‘Round here queers and tranny’s are likely to get lynched, so we keep it on the low down. But trust me, put a computer in some of them fella’s hands and you got trouble with a capital T”
Whether the diverse talent at Unominous is strong enough to unseat the hacker group Anonymous as hacktivist King, Queen, Jester, remains to be seen. If anything, we can expect Damascus Dispatch to go down to a DDOS attack for mocking both groups.