Friday, the CDC announced that it was investigating the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine for elevated risk of stroke in the elderly, and the Biden administration is wasting no time in leveraging the potential “worst case outcome”. A new lockdown plan has already been drafted on the presumption that the CDC will find vaccines unsafe. The leaked plan was immediately praised by democrats across the country. “Finally,” one Biden supporter said, “we will make this country safe from pandemic deniers. They’ve been killing us long enough.”
Leftists in congress , who have traditionally been in favor of lockdowns, were also quick to defend the draft plan. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist-NY) said, “We all hate the idea of ineffective vaccines. But lockdowns will surely prove out to be a more effective solution. If we can keep people isolated long enough, the virus will ultimately die out. Experience has proven that vaccines let viruses keep going because of the bigots who refuse to take them.” Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, (D-NY) doubled down on the plan. “If it were up to me, we’d lock down now instead of waiting for the CDC investigation results. An immediate lockdown would give us a few weeks jump on the problem. And getting ahead of the problem would give us the opportunity to secure government assistance sooner.”
Conspiracy theorists were not surprised at the new lockdown plan. BOHICA!