Black market eggs

As promised in PUBLIC LAW 117–169 (aka the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022) the IRS is planning to immediately deploy a majority of its new agents in Q1 of 2023. But they’re not going after crypto currency gains, corporations, or millionaires. Instead, these new age revenooers are targeting a much more promising revenue stream: black market eggs. The IRS estimates that lost egg tax revenue ranges from $8B-$46B/year. In a recently posted video, Youtuber Nickjfreitas demonstrates how this market is moving deeper and deeper underground.

Because of the increasing secrecy of the black-market egg market, the new IRS agents will require Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) before being deployed as egg tax collectors. The S.H.I.T. the agents go through will include learning the secret lingo of urban and rural egg traders. There will also be a lot of S.H.I.T. around weapons handling and arrest procedures. Anyone interested in getting involved in this S.H.I.T. can apply directly to the IRS for one of the new positions.