The Walt Disney Company, always on the cutting edge of social practices, has established a new use for hundreds of its employee wellness rooms. Citing studies that demonstrate the stress relieving power of masturbation, Disney has declared that all ‘wellness rooms’ are now available for masturbation purposes.
What Is a Wellness Room?
A wellness room is a designated area employees can escape to when feeling pressure at work or to simply take some quiet time when they’re ill. Wellness rooms are also required to provide a private area for nursing mothers, as dictated by Section 4207 of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.
What Employees Use Wellness Room For
Wellness rooms can serve numerous functions and should be customized to meet the unique needs of employees. In addition to lactation purposes, a company’s wellness space might provide a private area for meditation, yoga, stretching, a place to administer medication, or even massage chairs for stress relief.
Disney’s Approach to Wellness Rooms
In order to make the wellness rooms more inviting for those seeking to masturbate, the walls will be adorned with provocative images of all our favorite Disney characters. Employee surveys revealed a strong preference for Princess Jasmine, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and a shirtless Buzz Lightyear. But the most requested character was, of course, Aladin‘s Jafar in full drag