MSM promotes banking scare

Mainstream media (MSM) outlets are relieved that the banking crisis has begun. According to the latest statistics, public concern over critical issues such as covid, climate disaster, and racial injustice has tanked. The failure of Silicon Valley Bank (SVB) couldn’t have happened at a better time! Mainstream media outlets are rejoicing at an opportunity to recoup revenue losses resulting from the current loss of interest. They’re also happy that they get to continue to push a leftist agenda of more government control.

In a secretly recorded interview, CNN reporter Don Lemon admitted his delight at the newly created crisis. “I was worried that people were no longer concerned with any crisis we were pushing,” he said. “These kind of events are so important to show people how much they need to be protected. We can protect them.”

Sonny Hostin gleefully stated, “Women, children, people of color, and the LgbTq+n community will be the hardest hit.” She failed to logically explain how she came to that conclusion. However, the immediate spike in @Sunny tweets on twitter justified the statement.