Southern Gays Demand Pronouns

Gays in the south have been shunned far too long and are now demanding their own unique pronouns. The Gay Americans Down South Society (GADSS) has petitioned the LgBTQ+n community to officially recognize their right to be addressed as “y’all”. Manferd “Mose” Leadbottom, head of the Squeelin’ Subaru chapter of GADSS proclaimed, “We wanna be called Y’all/Y’alls cuz we got Y chromazones, and nobody believes gays like me exist in the south. Why should only them yankees have their own special names?” He then added, “If you don’t understand where I’m commin’ from, that’s Y’all’s problem.”