The Biden administration is routinely being lambasted for blaming the Trump administration for shortcomings turning up under Joe Biden’s watch. Joe and his PR team have had enough of this hindsight finger pointing. In order to put a stop to this practice, they have come up with a new approach to the problem. A newly formed focus group, the Biden Look Ahead Misdirect Enablement (BLAME) team has formed. Their mission is to proactively identify potential future dilemmas and establish positive links to the former Trump Administration. The next San Francisco earthquake is among the first potential Trump disasters.
BLAME has identified this as easily attributable to Trump since San Francisco sits on a fault line, it is obviously Trump’s fault. BLAME defines this method of attribution through word association as the Trump Work Association Tactic (TWAT). There is also the Latent Attribution Method of Explanation (LAME). According to BLAME, future riots in Georgia are attributed to Trump because his Georgia election denial claims have been festering for years and will eventually boil over. The Biden Overarching Goodness for the US (BOGUS) attribution is another method which simply refers to the conflict between Trump’s actions and Biden’s good intentions. A good BOGUS example is the recent Chinese spy balloon that drifted over the US. Biden refused to shoot down the balloon out of “an abundance of caution” for Americans who might be in the debris field. Trump is obviously to blame for the incident because he simply would have shot it down.
Chinese spy balloons, train derailments, future riots, and the next San Francisco earthquake, are all Trump’s fault. As will every other negative event that occurs in the next two years. At least we’ll know the root cause ahead of time.