Yellen to use Monopoly money for Hasbro bank bailouts

In a closed-door meeting Thursday, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen met with Hasbro Executives to discuss the current financial crisis situation. Sources from within Treasury hinted that the discussion centered around using Monopoly money for possible Hasbro bank bailouts. Investors flocked at the opportunity and Hasbro (HAS) closed up 1.44% at the closing bell on Thursday. Yellen insisted that this would not be another bank bail out. “We’re simply exploring ways to get the private sector involved in bolstering consumer confidence in our extremely stable banking system.”