In the wake of major corporations announcing in person work requirements, people are looking for ways out of it. Hours of research on popular news sites, social media, and TikTok videos, reveal the most poplar (and logical) reasons to resist returning to the office.
10. You won’t have to pretend to like “collaborative workspaces” (or your “neighbors” who occupy them). 
9. You can no longer attend meetings in your underwear. Oh wait. That one might not be so bad. 
9. You don’t have to re-learn the names for different sizes of overpriced bourgeoisie coffee. And your 401k contributions won’t suffer as a result of your new coffee allowance. 
8. Resist returning to the office because paying attention in staff meetings will no longer be an option. 
7. “Safety third” is no longer acceptable. You can’t change light bulbs in the office on a pogo stick. 
6. Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (DIE) staff meetings are much more tolerable when you’re remote. 
5. It’s harder to pretend your boss is not an idiot when he can see you. 
4. You’ll have to keep your desk clean. 
3. You’ll lose your 7.35 hours per day iPhone screen time streak. 
2. The office microwave! 
1. Your cat will actually miss you.