President Joe Biden announced over the weekend that he’d consider running for president in 2024 to resolve problems invoked by the current administration. His announcement came shortly after his discovery of the Newsmax website, where he learned how bad the situation is in America. “This nonsense has to stop,” the president said in an impromptu speech Sunday. “I mean, look at inflation, look at jobs, look at the American position on the world political stage. People gotta be laughing at the moron in the Whitehouse. For Christ’s sake, somebody’s gotta do something. And if that somebody has to be me, then, by gum, I’ll do it. I mean, I can see myself as president. It’s like I could do that clown’s job without even thinking. I’m gonna go have some ice cream and think about it. What do you say Jill? Huh?”