Kitten Writes First Article, blows up the internet

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Amelia is too cute for the internet. In her first ever post, servers across the globe crashed as people couldn’t get enough of this darling kitten. Damascus Dispatch click count has quadrupled in just this one post. (Full Disclosure: She only typed the headline and first two “paragraphs”. Remaining content was generated by AI)