A recently posted Instagram reel shows an amazing animation of all the Starlink satellites that have been deployed to date. In the video you can see thousands of tiny satellites enveloping the globe in a blanket of reflective dots. Concerned “scientists” quickly reacted to the video by sampling air temperatures around the world. Global warming alarmists rejoiced at the conclusion that the satellites were reflecting enough sunlight back into space to counter the effects of manmade global warming.
Renowned global environmental activist, Greta Thunberg, proclaimed, “Thanks to Satellite Shading, the current global environmental catastrophe has been averted. It thrills me to no end that my generation and future generations are no longer doomed to fiery death on earth. Bees and butterflies will live in harmony for eternity!”
Elon Musk, the bane of the left’s existence since buying Twitter in 2020 to combat censorship, has gone from “Zero” to “Hero” overnight.