A recently posted Instagram reel shows a horrifying animation of all the Starlink satellites that have been deployed to date. In the video you can see millions of satellites enveloping the globe like a swarm of sunlight hoarding insects. Concerned scientists quickly reacted to the video by sampling air temperatures around the world. Global climate activists were alarmed at the conclusion that the satellites were reflecting so much sunlight back into space that global cooling was eminent.
Renowned climate alarmist, Greta Thunberg, proclaimed, “Thanks to Satellite Shading, the earth will become uninhabitable in 10 years. It appalls me that all life on earth as we know it is now doomed to a desolate icy death. All because one greedy bastard who wants to line his pockets with money from his stupid satellite internet service! To make matters worse, his internet service sucks, so it isn’t even worth freezing to death over.”
Elon Musk, the darling of the left’s existence since singlehandedly resolving global warming, has gone from “Hero” to “Zero” overnight.