Robert Fellincroft of Glasgow Montana F’d around and found out. He placed his full trust in Google when looking for the perfect 6th wedding anniversary gift for his now widowed wife. Had he used Brave Search, he might be alive today. The trouble started when Google informed him that Iron was the traditional gift. The top result was an Amazon link to the high-efficiency black and copper Rowenta, Steam Force Pro Steam Iron with 1850 watts, 5 preset SmartScreen, stainless steel soleplate, and steam boost. How could he go wrong with that?
Shortly after presenting her with the gift, a neighbor reported hearing shots and called 911. Police arrived and interviewed Mrs. Della Fellincroft, the victims wife. According to Sheriff’s deputy Harley Dennison, “Mrs. Fellincroft stated that just last week he’d given her a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.” No charges were filed.