Immediately after reporting that there was cocaine found in the West Wing of the White House, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) scrambled to suppress evidence of a call to the Metro DC Police Department reporting missing “recreational pharmaceuticals”. A transcript of the 911 call from a Whitehouse phone below indicates that Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, was trying to report stolen property.
“Hello this is 911, what is your emergency?”
“I’d like to report a theft.”
“Can I get your name sir?”
“My name is Hunter.”
“Ok sir, Mr Hunter, what is your address?”
“F*ck I don’t know, let me ask my dad.” inaudible yelling in the background. “It’s the fricking white house.
“OK Mr Hunter. There are lots of white houses in DC, what is the street address?”
“NO, not a white house. THE white house. I’m Hunter Bicen goddammit and someone stole my stuff.”
“Oh, sorry sir. What stuff was stolen?
“Some recreational pharmaceuticals.”
“Can you describe it for me? How much is it worth?”
“It’s in a one gallon zip lock bag, looks sorta like white powder. It’s worth more than you make in a year. And I know it isn’t that crap the CIA found in the west wing yesterday.”