Kamala Harris' population reduction plan

Last Friday, Kamala Harris stated in a speech that the US needed to reduce population to help fight The Impending Climate Disaster. Today, the office of the Vice President released its 10 point population reduction plan.

10 point population reduction plan number 10

The federal school lunch program: By providing hideous food options and mandating their consumption in public schools, we can starve out a good portion of the population.

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Assault weapons bans: While this sounds counter intuitive, it is actually genius. By threatening bans, gun toting zealots will purchase obscene numbers of these weapons which will then end up on the streets killing off a huge number of people.

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Myplate.gov dietary guidelines: Based on the government regulations, we will feed people in the same manner we feed swine. (No, really. Check out the minimum content values on a bag of swine feed and compare it to “Myplate”) Stupid people will then die off from obesity or other medical complications.

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mRNA Covid vaccines and boosters: It has the added benefit of reducing toxic masculinity by disproportionately killing young healthy males.

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Allow Ukraine to enter NATO: We can then send US troops to die in war. Added bonus, their corpses can be buried over there, allowing for more habitable space in America.

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Promote trans athletes: By demoralizing women, they can be driven back into obscurity and hopefully reducing the urge to reproduce.

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Eliminate poverty: Because the poor people have nothing better to do than reproduce. eliminate them and eliminate a large contributor to population growth.

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Defund the Police: Gang violence will rise, resulting in a significant rise in gang related deaths.

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Gender affirming care: When all these confused kids realize that transitioning isn’t real, they’ll all be sterile.

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Planned Parenthood: It’s still the most effective way of eliminating life in America. For over 100 years it’s been the central plank of the 10 point population reduction plan.