In an effort to become even more inclusive, Tampax now offers “Trans Training Kits” designed to teach men how to be women. The trans training kits include “Anal Tampons”® as well as extra strength Dulcolax laxatives. According to Tampax paid promoter and spokesman, Miss Netherlands 2023, “Nothing can better prepare you for womanhood.” In the now viral TikTok video Miss Netherlands goes on to say, “until now, nothing could prepare you for regular heavy flows. Thanks to Tampax and Dulcolax, every man can now experience what it is to be a woman.”
The training kit contains a special formula of the Dulcolax laxative. This new formula contains high volumes of red dye #2 to color the thick discharge as if it were blood. Also, according to the packaging, the newly contrived anal tampons® provide “total discomfort and absorption.” The package provides further warning of the dangers of colonic toxic shock. This can occur if “overinflated anal tampons® are not removed in a timely manner.” Womens rights and trans activists across the globe hailed the product as a “bold movement in gender equality.”
A bold movement indeed.